Lets face it bro.. There’s no worse time to be single than right now, as everyone is stuck in quarantine, and even if you match with a chick on a dating app, do you really want to put in the work, knowing that you might not be able to meet her for months?
Still, it might be fun to get on Tinder, get to swiping, and try out some of these hilarious Coronavirus pick-up lines on your matches. If nothing else, it’ll be sure to get a laugh. And who knows, you might end up matching with someone who appreciates your dark sense of humor.
Here’s a list of 37 hilarious Coronavirus pick-up lines:
- Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
- You smell so good, is that Purell you’re wearing?
- I’m just a boy, standing 6 feet away from a girl. Asking you to maybe move back another foot. Thanks.
- Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.
- Cough here often?
- You can’t spell virus without U and I
- I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
- “I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”
- If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?
- Do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.
- Hey, I wash my hands when there’s no pandemic too ;).
- Hey baby! Can I ship you a drink?
- Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile.
- Is it hot in here or is it just our fevers and shortness of breath?
- One-ply? Two-ply? Neither. The only thing I’m looking for is your re-ply
- Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
- What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”
- Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
- Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight
- That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.
- Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
- Girl, are you down with the sickness? Because oh WAH AH AH AH
- “Come on over, I’ll pay your fine if you get stopped”
- You can’t spell quarantine without “U R A Q T”
- “We’re quarantined in the same house, your options are kind of limited.”
- Hypothetically speaking, if you were a restaurant who shut down dining-in, would you let me pick you up at the curb? See you tonight?
- The government says we need to stay 6 feet away but I want to give you 6 inches. 😀
- Can I take you with me and work you from home?
- I got a stimulus package that guaranteed to improve your economy.
- Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.
- Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?
- Stay home if you sicc. Come over if you thicc.
- Wanna play Coronavirus and get spread on hard surfaces?
- Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds
- Hey baby, are you a latex glove, because I want to put my hand inside you. (Ew. Gross)
- Are you coming down with COVID-19? Because I want to flatten your curves.
- I like my virus like I like my women; easy to spread.
Funny stuff, right? Which one of these lines is your favorite?